i want to walk over the bodies of my slain enemies in this
so THIS is where every female villain and heroine get their attire!!
Fantastic satire from the Onion. George W. Bush debuts new paintings of dogs, friends, and ghost of Iraqi child that follows him everywhere.
The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy
I don’t think you can get really close to anyone until they’re completely honest with you.
gf: come over
me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago
gf: im off my period
-Hannah Hart, “My Drunk Kitchen Holiday: America Day Pie Cakes”
My thoughts exactly, Hannah.(via imhidingmyheartaway)
I’ve lived a long life. And I’ve seen a few things. I walked away from the last great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained.